Anonymous 04/18/26(Sat)09:42:17 No.847291038
TOTAL MEMECOIN MARKET CAP — THE JOKE:
bigger than Ford Motor Company
bigger than the GDP of Iceland
introduce a little anarchy
and everything becomes chaos
| COIN | PRICE | 24H | SPARKLINE | FEEL |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| $DOGE | $0.1842 | -3.1% | mood_bad | |
| $SHIB | $0.000027 | +0.8% | |
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| $PEPE | $0.000008 | +12.4% | |
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| $WIF | $3.42 | +47.2% | |
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| $BONK | $0.000022 | -8.9% | skull | |
| $WOJAK | $0.0125 | +212% | |
/biz/ daily general — memecoin edition
post ur bags
post ur wojak
no crying allowed (u will cry anyway)
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>>847291038 (OP)
just sold the house
all in on $WOJAK
wife says she is leaving
wagmi
[+412 ▲ / -88 ▼]
⚠ RUG ALERT: $SCOOBY IS DEAD ⚠
dev dumped 40% supply. LP pulled. contract renounced 4min ago.
hope u sold
i didn't sell
back to mcdonalds drive thru shift
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imagine not buying $PEPE at 100m mc
normies finally arriving
brace for moon mission
we go to $0.001 by friday screencap this post
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buys at the top
normies are arriving he says
gets liquidated at 4am
posts on /biz/ about it
repeats tomorrow
ngmi
★ 100X CLUB ★
entry: $WOJAK @ 0.0001
current: $WOJAK @ 0.0125
portfolio: $4,219,847
quit job this morning
told boss to kick rocks
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technical analysis time:
bull flag on 4h
golden cross incoming
RSI reset
whales accumulating
or we go to 0 idk
[+88 ▲ / -201 ▼]
fren check
you still here?
did u hold?
press F for the ones who sold at -80%
GMGMGM
hi everyone! my coworker told me about $WOJAK and i invested my tax refund. when do i sell?
down 94% on $SCOOBY
still believe in the project
dev is silent but roadmap is long
just one more candle
it is not over
THE LORE — how the joke started
// ARCHIVAL EXHIBIT 001
It started as a joke. A goof. A parody of real money, built to laugh at the absurdity of finance. Dogs with misspellings. Frogs. Cats. A stick-figure doomer with a green face.
Then the joke got a market cap. Then a bigger one than several Fortune 500 companies. Then wallets, charts, analysts, ETFs, and boardroom meetings about tokens named after unserious animals.
> it was supposed to be a joke
> the joke became the currency
> the currency became real money
This page is the museum. Below, the punchline the whole market is still laughing at — or crying about, depending on the candle.
READ THE ORIGIN — HOW MEMECOINS WERE FIRST CALLED →opens a google search in a new tab · not financial advice · have fun
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